There are some very strange people about...and they all seem to be on board the final 404 Special of the year.
As a precaution, we strongly advise you avoid direct eye contact with other passengers as you listen to:
CARLA ULBRICH Swamp Thing
FLAT 29 A Warm Country Welcome
PAUL & STORM Me Make Fire
JAY FOREMAN Magnus is on Fire
TONY GOLDMARK Burn
MORNING SIDEKICK Renaissance Fair
ERIC COLEMAN Inner Voice
TVs KYLE Grumbledy
BALDBOX FEAT. POSSIBLE OSCAR USfnA
ROB PARAVONIAN I Love America
In case of emergency, pull the communication cord. (There is a penalty for misuse, but we've been told we can't advertise it because it contravenes current guidelines...and a fair chunk of human rights legislation as well.)
Given today's passenger list, don't be at all surprised if Old Father Time arrives at your place in a taxi tonight.
Happy New Year! (i.e., let's hope it's not as shit as the old one...)